If you’re gaming like that, I’m gaming like that.
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
wAIT, does THIS MEAN WE HAVE A SUPER POWER?
what the fuck…
I’ve had a dude do that before. that shit is terrifying. Dude went across the room like he typically would to get one. Came back and I didn’t know that he didn’t have one until he pulled out.
I FLIPPED. Cried all the way home. Cried for days. Got tested. Bought the morning after pill. Seriously, fuck dudes that do this. There should be laws against it.
There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a way you did not consent to, a crime WAS committed and he could be charged if any physical effects like pregnancy or STD occurred. Remember, ANY SEXUAL ACTIVITY YOU DON’T CONSENT TO IS RAPE.
How can anyone think this is ok, by any stretch of the imagination???My ex did this and only told me after I dumped him. This is pretty much why men aren’t to be trusted
If a guy does this, it’s rape. Call the cops. Ruin his life since he has no problem risking yours. Make him fucking learn. Rapists belong in jail. Rape by deception is rape, not a funny “meme”.
The notes omg. If you don’t support unfollow me now.
This post is eveeeeeeeerything
this is the greatest scene in cinematic history
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING EVER
but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines
This is how they came up with the name orange is the new black
I may need to watch this show now.
Me as a villian
apparently a vagina’s pH level is 4.5
WHICH MEANS THAT IF A MAN HAS TOO MUCH SEX WITHOUT CONDOM HIS PENIS COULD ERODE
uhhh dont you mean dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
as I proud penis owner i can tell you now that the penis is not made of metal therefore it will not erode, but dissolve
IT COULD ERODE
I was waiting for that.